Saturday, May 31, 2014
I put back on my Trendy and Affordable Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses Online to hide my embarrassment as Molly checked to see if it was an authentic Hermes Birkin bag. But she soon gave up when she realized her efforts were futile. She couldn't dispute the fact that Shauna's Birkin Bag was "mostly likely authentic". I got that confirmation when she finally said, "Geez. Wish I had one." Shauna put on her Trendy and Affordable Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses Online and walked out the shop triumphantly with a large orange Hermes shopping bag in one hand and her new high quality replica Birkin Bag in the other. Shaun and I stopped at a cafe on 72nd St. to have a coffee while the rest of the girls hopped in a cab for downtown. "Well, well, well," I said, clapping. You pulled it off. I took off my Trendy and Affordable Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses Online and set them on the table. Shauna took off her own Trendy and Affordable Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses Online and set them on the table and mock bowed.
Friday, May 30, 2014
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Designer Style Round Vintage Sunglasses to hide her jealousy. Shauna stopped sashaying and then walked back over to the group to show off her Hermes Birkin Bag 40cm. "How in the world did you get this???" Claire asked. "I mean, isn't there like a 10-year waiting list for this bag???" As if on cue, the blonde salesclerk cleared her throat and said, "If I may, ladies, the legendary waiting list does exist but not for all styles." Another girl asked Shauna, "But the price tag??? I mean... how could you... afford it?" Shauna dramatically took off her Designer Style Round Vintage Sunglasses and said, "A girl can't reveal all her secrets now..." A few giggles after that. Then she glanced at the salesclerk who was smiling triumphantly. Molly seemed to have caught the exchange because then she walked over and looked in the bag. "Well, it certainly is big enough for an everyday purse. I love this bag!" She peered in and seemed to be inspecting the interior.
Thursday, May 29, 2014
There was a sharp intake of breath as the salesclerk set down the large Hermes Gift Box. Shauna put back on her Vintage Sunglasses that are Cheap and Trendy and basked in glory. The salesclerk, as if on cue, waited for the group to gather at the counter before opening the box. When everyone, including Molly, gathered at the counter, the salesclerk, opened the box slowly. Molly took off her own Vintage Sunglasses that are Cheap and Trendy and watched, in awe, as the salesclerk pulled a Black Hermes Birkin 40 CM in togo leather and silver hardware out of the orange box. I took off my Vintage Sunglasses that are Cheap and Trendy and stared in amazement. I couldn't believe Shauna was pulled this off. After the salesclerk set down the Hermes Birkin 40cm, she slid her arm through the handles so that the bag rested in the crook of her arm and started sashaying back and forth across the floor as if she were on a runway. The group started laughing and even clapped for her.
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Cheap and Trendy Vintage Sunglasses on my face, turned to Molly, and nodded. I didn't know what else to say to her. But I could tell she was fishing for information since she knew I was closest to Shauna. And then the event began. Shauna walked over to the cash register and talked in a low voice to one of the salesclerks behind the counter. This must be her contact. It was a tall blonde woman wearing a sharp black suit and a bun pulled tightly to the back of her head. On her left hand was a huge diamond ring... I wondered if that had anything to do with the favor she owed Shauna. They stopped talking and the talk blonde woman walked briskly through a door in back of her. Shauna adjusted her took off her Cheap and Trendy Vintage Sunglasses and whirled around. "Planning on making a purchase?" Molly smugly asked. She must have been making a reference to Shauna's fake Louis Vuitton bag. Shauna twirled her Cheap and Trendy Vintage Sunglasses in her hand before saying, "No, dears," she smiled. "I'm picking up my- " And before she continued her sentence, the tall blonde emerged from the back room, carrying a large orange Hermes gift box...
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Baroque Sunglasses with Swirling Arms in Black and Tortoise. Slapping down a whopping $800, Shauna grabbed her bag of Baroque Sunglasses with Swirling Arms proudly led the girls out of Barneys. Next was the main event. Shauna put on her Baroque Sunglasses with Swirling Arms in Black and sashayed in Hermes with the others. I looked around for Shauna's plant to see if I could recognize. I checked Shauna to see if she would let on to her source, but I couldn't see her eyes beneath her Baroque Sunglasses with Swirling Arms. Meanwhile, Molly and I walked around the store together. I couldn't figure out why she had suddenly taken a liking to me but I soon found out why. Molly and I stopped by a case of Hermes leather agendas. "Imagine," she started, "...being caught with a replica Louis Vuitton handbag in an actual Louis Vuitton boutique. Isn't that crazy? I mean, talk about fashion-suicide." At the corner of my eye, I could tell that Shauna was secretly peering at us through her Baroque Sunglasses with Swirling Arms.
Monday, May 26, 2014
Cheap Vintage Sunglasses and a printed J. Crew dress. I checked myself in my full-length mirror, adjusted my Cheap Vintage Sunglasses. and headed to meet Shauna and the girls for brunch at Bergdorf Goodmans. When I got there, Shauna was decked out in her own Cheap Vintage Sunglasses and a red DVF wrap dress. She was also carrying her Black Prada Saffiano bag (I wasn't sure if it was authentic but it sure looked as if it could have been). During brunch, Molly, was brazen enough to skirt the topic of Shauna's supposed replica handbag. I put on my Cheap Vintage Sunglasses and looked down at my food, embarrassed by the conversation. Like a pro, Shauna laughed off the question, claiming that the salesgirl at LV was making up stories since she was now dating Shauna's ex-boyfriend. I quietly cheered for Shauna underneath my Cheap Vintage Sunglasses.
Sunday, May 25, 2014
Cheap White Sunglasses for the Summer and then began planning my outfit. I got my camel brown Prada Saffiano and coordinated it with my light blue AG skinny jeans. I put my Cheap White Sunglasses for the Summer in the bag, ironed the AG jeans, and proceeded to curl my hair. I went over Shauna's plan in my head as I waited for the curling iron to get hot: Shauna invited a few very high status and popular girls from her Manhattan "inner circle" out to brunch tomorrow and a little shopping. Next they would stop in at Barney's and then they would make an "impromptu" visit to Hermes on 5th. That's when Shauna's friend would stage a sale with Shauna in which she hands over the high quality replica Hermes Birkin bag...
Saturday, May 24, 2014
Shauna took off her Designer Style Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses Under $15 and explained her devious plan. We got off the bench and started walking toward the Apple store. "Okay, Shauna continued." She polished her Designer Style Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses Under $15 with her t-shirt. "I know someone that owes me a huge favor." She put back on her Designer Style Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses Under $15. "Let me guess," I replied, "... this certain someone works at a Hermes shop?" "Bingo!" Shauna laughed. I washed her eyes squint in excitement through her Designer Style Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses Under $15. "Oh, she owes me big time!" Shauna bragged. Wow, I thought. Shauna had it all figured out. Super put-together Shauna. I watched her in amazement as we waited at the light. She was simply scheming beneath those Designer Style Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses Under $15. "Anyhow," she went on, "Are you free tomorrow morning?" "Is that when it's going down?" I asked gleefully. Shauna nodded 'yes'.
Friday, May 23, 2014
I played with my Cheap Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses while I listened to Shauna talk. "Well," she went on, "I may not be able to stop the rumors but I can probably convince these girls that I can definitely afford a real Louis Vuitton handbag". I put the Cheap Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses back on my face. "How?", I asked. Shauna paused for a dramatic effect. I chucked, "Tell me!" "... to land the grandaddy of all designer handbags and then show it off..." I took off my Cheap Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses and stared at Shauna. "You don't mean..." I started. "Yep," Shauna replied, "An authentic Hermes Birkin bag." I thought for a moment. "But that's a partial down payment on a house!" I protested. Shauna looked at me slyly. I put my Cheap Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses back and threw my head back to laugh. "How in world are you going to convince them that you bought an authentic Hermes without anyone actually seeing you do it??? Unless they see you do it, once they spot you with that Hermes bag, the rumors will only increase!!!" I continued, as I started at Shauna through my Cheap Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses.
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Affordable Designer Style Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses. "Okay - how serious are we talking about?" I asked. Shauna adjusted the Affordable Designer Style Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses on her face. "Well, I've been waiting for an invite from Stacy Collins. She's on a very high rung of the social ladder in Manhattan. If she finds out that I carry replica Louis Vuitton handbags..." I gave Shauna a look. Hopefully, she could see my expression beneath those Affordable Designer Style Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses. "Okay, okay... Lord knows it's not the end of the world but I seriously need this invite." We stopped to sit on a bench. For a moment, we sat and silently watched yellow cabs inch down the street in traffic. "I mean... isn't there some way you can stop these rumors?" I asked.
Monday, May 19, 2014
Chain Sunglasses that are Cheap and Vintage to read a text message that had just come into her Blackberry. We stopped in the middle of 5th Ave in front of the Fendi flagship store. Shauna finished up her text message and put back on her Chain Sunglasses that are Cheap and Vintage. She was quiet for a moment. "What's wrong?" I asked, trying to look into her eyes through her Chain Sunglasses that are Cheap and Vintage. Shauna sighed, "I've got to be more careful about toting my replica handbags around Manhattan. Word has already gotten out that I own a replica Louis Vuitton purse." Shauna sighed and adjusted her Chain Sunglasses that are Cheap and Vintage. "Umm," I began, "... is that very bad?" "Well," Shauna replied, "It could get me kicked out of a lot of circles". Shauna hailed a cab and we headed over to Central Park West.
Sunday, May 18, 2014
Cheap Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses and smiled mischievously and was confused at first... then I laughed. Wow. She confidently strolled down 5th ave and I with her. "Never let 'em' see you sweat, girl." I laughed out loud. "Absolutely!" I replied. I took off my Cheap Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses. "What did they say?" Shauna took off her own Cheap Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses and placed them in her replica Louis Vuitton Damier Alma. We waited for the light to turn green. "They said, 'Ma'am, this is not one of our bags', emphasizing the 'not'." "Oh, boy," I replied. "Yup," Shauna said. "Weren't you embarrassed?" "Certainly not! I can actually afford to buy an authentic Louis Vuitton handbag. They cannot." Yikes, I thought. "You, however, were clearly embarrassed. You wouldn't remove those Cheap Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses for fear that someone might recognize you!" Shauna laughed. I appreciated her candor and it helped ease the tension. She was right. There was no way I was taking off those Cheap Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses in the store.
Saturday, May 17, 2014
Wow, I thought as I casually strolled away from the on-coming car wreck. While Shauna stood, waiting for the biggest embarrassment of her like, I decided to try on a pair of shades that looked like a pair of Cheap Vintage Avatior Sunglasses for 2014. Shauna, looked at herself in a mirror on the counter, also trying on a pair of Cheap Vintage Avatior Sunglasses for 2014. The 2 salesclerks took her replica Louis Vuitton Damier Alma into the bag to probably inspect it. It seemed like an eternity before they re-emerged with Shauna's replica Louis Vuitton handbag. When they came back out, I couldn't hear much of the conversation, but I did see Shauna's face flicker with an indignant and shocked look... they were delivering the bad news. I didn't take off my Cheap Vintage Avatior Sunglasses for 2014. I just stood and watched. Even a few customers standing by were watching the wreckage. Shauna then went onto inspect the bag as if she were hearing the news for the first time. Then she took off her Cheap Vintage Avatior Sunglasses for 2014 and headed for the door. I too took off my Cheap Vintage Avatior Sunglasses for 2014 and met her outside the store...
Friday, May 16, 2014
Cheap Clear Sunglasses with Chain Arms. I discreetly walked away. I was still in ear-shot when I heard Shauna ask "How much does it cost to repair this zipper?" Oh hell. She was challenging them to call her bluff. "Well..." the co-worker stepped up to the challenge. She pulled on the zipper, opening and closing Shauna's high quality replica Louis Vuitton Alma. The co-worker went on, "We'll have to take it in the back and make an assessment." Shauna pulled the Cheap Clear Sunglasses with Chain Arms... They were called her bluff. Now, Shauna had 2 options... she could take off the Cheap Clear Sunglasses with Chain Arms and walk out with her fake bag... or she could stay and be humiliated in front of all these customers. I held my breath while I waited for her response. Shauna casually put the Cheap Clear Sunglasses with Chain Arms back on and said, "Sure... I'll wait," she replied coolly...
The co-worker was not letting Shauna get away with it. She realized that both of the salesclerks were fully on to her so she abandoned her mission. She closed her fake Louis Vuitton Alma, took the sunglasses off her head and asked for another pair from the clerk, "Can I please see those Trendy Black Cat Eye Glasses with Clear Lenses in the case?" The salesclerk pulled a pair of Trendy Black Cat Eye Glasses with Clear Lenses out of the case and handed them to Shauna. The co-worker decided to press Shauna. "Ah - I see you've already got an Alma!" Shauna ignored her in checked out the Trendy Black Cat Eye Glasses with Clear Lenses in the mirror. "Did you buy your bag here?", the co-worker pressed on. Wham. Bomb dropped. I could have died right then and there. Shauna took off the Trendy Black Cat Eye Glasses with Clear Lenses and seemed annoyed. "Yes," she said sharply. Why do you ask? I shrunk down and peered more Trendy Black Cat Eye Glasses with Clear Lenses in the case...
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
Cheap White Vintage Sunglasses with Chain Arms, "How much are those?" she asked the clerk. The salesclerk abruptly stopped eyeing her co-worker (who was now walking over) and pulled the Cheap White Vintage Sunglasses with Chain Arms out of the case. Shauna inspected the Cheap White Vintage Sunglasses with Chain Arms. "Hmm", she said and tried them on. Oh, gosh. We have to get out of here! I was so embarrassed. Meanwhile, while Shauna pretended to check herself out in the Cheap White Vintage Sunglasses with Chain Arms, the co-worker looked at the 2 Louis Vuitton Almas on the table and knew exactly what was going on. I tried to make small talk. I pointed to Shauna's Cheap White Vintage Sunglasses with Chain Arms, "My friend here has a ton of these at home!"
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Cheap Vintage Sunglasses for the Summer and hoping that the salesclerk would not notice that Shauna's Damier Alma was an amazing fake. The salesclerk stood there, politely smiling, but seemingly puzzled by Shauna's handbag... she had figured out it was a high quality replica. I adjusted the Cheap Vintage Sunglasses for the Summer I was wearing and shifted the my left foot... Oh dear... "Oh!", the salesclerk said, "You've got a Damier Alma, too!" Shauna didn't look up or say a word. She was on a mission: to see how well her Damier Alma matched up to the authentic version. The salesclerk looked uncomfortable. I saw her turn to her co-worker and try to discreetly get her co-worker's attention. Oh gosh. This is becoming very uncomfortable! I spoke up to diffuse the tension while Shauna looked through the details of the authentic Louis Vuitton Alma, "Uuh... your's is vintage, right Shauna?" I asked. Shauna didn't seem to hear me. In few seconds, she said, "Oh! Yes. Consignment shop on 17th street. Through the Cheap Vintage Sunglasses for the Summer, I watched the salesclerk continue to try and get her co-worker's attention. I took a deep breath, and closed my eyes tightly underneath the Cheap Vintage Sunglasses for the Summer, hoping that this episode would be over soon...