Thursday, February 20, 2014
More Cheap Knockoff Sunglasses
I came across the absolute craziest most stylish set of women I've ever met. When out at a Mexican restaurant last weekend, I noticed a group of women at a long table who all looked and dressed like Kim Kardashian. They carried fake Hermes Birkin Bags, wore Cheap Knockoff Sunglasses in the style of a very famous designer, and wore tight bodycon skirts. I thought, they can't be for real... how do they all look like Kim Kardashian? I ran into 2 of the girls in the bathroom and summoned up the courage to find out how they all met and all resembled Kim Kardashian. Was it on purpose? "Oh, yeah," one told me, "We're Kim Kardashian fans. So the tight skirts and Cheap Knockoff Sunglasses? It's all very deliberate," she said in a very Kim Kardashian-like voice. They invited me to meet the other Kim Kardashian impersonators. When I sat down, another told me, "Yeah, when we go out in little rink-dink bars, wearing out faux furs, Cheap Knockoff Sunglasses, and faux designer handbags, everyone wants to take a picture with us!" And needless to day, everyone in the restaurant did.