Monday, May 26, 2014

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The next morning, I got up bright and early to get ready for the ensuing fiasco. Instead of the shades I originally planned on wearing, I opted for a pair of Cheap Vintage Sunglasses and a printed J. Crew dress. I checked myself in my full-length mirror, adjusted my Cheap Vintage Sunglasses. and headed to meet Shauna and the girls for brunch at Bergdorf Goodmans. When I got there, Shauna was decked out in her own Cheap Vintage Sunglasses and a red DVF wrap dress. She was also carrying her Black Prada Saffiano bag (I wasn't sure if it was authentic but it sure looked as if it could have been). During brunch, Molly, was brazen enough to skirt the topic of Shauna's supposed replica handbag. I put on my Cheap Vintage Sunglasses and looked down at my food, embarrassed by the conversation. Like a pro, Shauna laughed off the question, claiming that the salesgirl at LV was making up stories since she was now dating Shauna's ex-boyfriend. I quietly cheered for Shauna underneath my Cheap Vintage Sunglasses.

Sunday, May 25, 2014

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When I got home, I began preparing for the event the next day. Luckily, I had taken off from work to take care of some personal errands. But surely, those could wait. I looked for my fanciest pair of Cheap White Sunglasses for the Summer and then began planning my outfit. I got my camel brown Prada Saffiano and coordinated it with my light blue AG skinny jeans. I put my Cheap White Sunglasses for the Summer in the bag, ironed the AG jeans, and proceeded to curl my hair. I went over Shauna's plan in my head as I waited for the curling iron to get hot: Shauna invited a few very high status and popular girls from her Manhattan "inner circle" out to brunch tomorrow and a little shopping. Next they would stop in at Barney's and then they would make an "impromptu" visit to Hermes on 5th. That's when Shauna's friend would stage a sale with Shauna in which she hands over the high quality replica Hermes Birkin bag...

Saturday, May 24, 2014

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Shauna took off her Designer Style Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses Under $15 and explained her devious plan. We got off the bench and started walking toward the Apple store. "Okay, Shauna continued." She polished her Designer Style Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses Under $15 with her t-shirt. "I know someone that owes me a huge favor." She put back on her Designer Style Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses Under $15. "Let me guess," I replied, "... this certain someone works at a Hermes shop?" "Bingo!" Shauna laughed. I washed her eyes squint in excitement through her Designer Style Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses Under $15. "Oh, she owes me big time!" Shauna bragged. Wow, I thought. Shauna had it all figured out. Super put-together Shauna. I watched her in amazement as we waited at the light. She was simply scheming beneath those Designer Style Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses Under $15. "Anyhow," she went on, "Are you free tomorrow morning?" "Is that when it's going down?" I asked gleefully. Shauna nodded 'yes'.

Friday, May 23, 2014

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I played with my Cheap Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses while I listened to Shauna talk. "Well," she went on, "I may not be able to stop the rumors but I can probably convince these girls that I can definitely afford a real Louis Vuitton handbag". I put the Cheap Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses back on my face. "How?", I asked. Shauna paused for a dramatic effect. I chucked, "Tell me!" "... to land the grandaddy of all designer handbags and then show it off..." I took off my Cheap Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses and stared at Shauna. "You don't mean..." I started. "Yep," Shauna replied, "An authentic Hermes Birkin bag." I thought for a moment. "But that's a partial down payment on a house!" I protested. Shauna looked at me slyly. I put my Cheap Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses back and threw my head back to laugh. "How in world are you going to convince them that you bought an authentic Hermes without anyone actually seeing you do it??? Unless they see you do it, once they spot you with that Hermes bag, the rumors will only increase!!!" I continued, as I started at Shauna through my Cheap Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses.

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

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The more we walked, the more Shauna seemed upset. I could see the furrowed eyebrows beneath her Affordable Designer Style Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses. "Okay - how serious are we talking about?" I asked. Shauna adjusted the Affordable Designer Style Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses on her face. "Well, I've been waiting for an invite from Stacy Collins. She's on a very high rung of the social ladder in Manhattan. If she finds out that I carry replica Louis Vuitton handbags..." I gave Shauna a look. Hopefully, she could see my expression beneath those Affordable Designer Style Vintage Cat Eye Sunglasses. "Okay, okay... Lord knows it's not the end of the world but I seriously need this invite." We stopped to sit on a bench. For a moment, we sat and silently watched yellow cabs inch down the street in traffic. "I mean... isn't there some way you can stop these rumors?" I asked.

Monday, May 19, 2014

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I was learning so much about Shauna's inner-circle of Manhattan wealth and coolness. And word got around surprising fast that Shauna tried to pass off a Louis Vuitton replica handbag as authentic! Shauna took off her Chain Sunglasses that are Cheap and Vintage to read a text message that had just come into her Blackberry. We stopped in the middle of 5th Ave in front of the Fendi flagship store. Shauna finished up her text message and put back on her Chain Sunglasses that are Cheap and Vintage. She was quiet for a moment. "What's wrong?" I asked, trying to look into her eyes through her Chain Sunglasses that are Cheap and Vintage. Shauna sighed, "I've got to be more careful about toting my replica handbags around Manhattan. Word has already gotten out that I own a replica Louis Vuitton purse." Shauna sighed and adjusted her Chain Sunglasses that are Cheap and Vintage. "Umm," I began, "... is that very bad?" "Well," Shauna replied, "It could get me kicked out of a lot of circles". Shauna hailed a cab and we headed over to Central Park West.

Sunday, May 18, 2014

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I met Shauna outside. She put on her pair of Cheap Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses and smiled mischievously and was confused at first... then I laughed. Wow. She confidently strolled down 5th ave and I with her. "Never let 'em' see you sweat, girl." I laughed out loud. "Absolutely!" I replied. I took off my Cheap Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses. "What did they say?" Shauna took off her own Cheap Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses and placed them in her replica Louis Vuitton Damier Alma. We waited for the light to turn green. "They said, 'Ma'am, this is not one of our bags', emphasizing the 'not'." "Oh, boy," I replied. "Yup," Shauna said. "Weren't you embarrassed?" "Certainly not! I can actually afford to buy an authentic Louis Vuitton handbag. They cannot." Yikes, I thought. "You, however, were clearly embarrassed. You wouldn't remove those Cheap Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses for fear that someone might recognize you!" Shauna laughed. I appreciated her candor and it helped ease the tension. She was right. There was no way I was taking off those Cheap Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses in the store.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

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Wow, I thought as I casually strolled away from the on-coming car wreck. While Shauna stood, waiting for the biggest embarrassment of her like, I decided to try on a pair of shades that looked like a pair of Cheap Vintage Avatior Sunglasses for 2014. Shauna, looked at herself in a mirror on the counter, also trying on a pair of Cheap Vintage Avatior Sunglasses for 2014. The 2 salesclerks took her replica Louis Vuitton Damier Alma into the bag to probably inspect it. It seemed like an eternity before they re-emerged with Shauna's replica Louis Vuitton handbag. When they came back out, I couldn't hear much of the conversation, but I did see Shauna's face flicker with an indignant and shocked look... they were delivering the bad news. I didn't take off my Cheap Vintage Avatior Sunglasses for 2014. I just stood and watched. Even a few customers standing by were watching the wreckage. Shauna then went onto inspect the bag as if she were hearing the news for the first time. Then she took off her Cheap Vintage Avatior Sunglasses for 2014 and headed for the door. I too took off my Cheap Vintage Avatior Sunglasses for 2014 and met her outside the store...


Friday, May 16, 2014

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"Oh," the co-worker shrunk back a little, "... it just looks a little vintage." Shauna then went on to ask to try on a pair of, what looked like Cheap Clear Sunglasses with Chain Arms. I discreetly walked away. I was still in ear-shot when I heard Shauna ask "How much does it cost to repair this zipper?" Oh hell. She was challenging them to call her bluff. "Well..." the co-worker stepped up to the challenge. She pulled on the zipper, opening and closing Shauna's high quality replica Louis Vuitton Alma. The co-worker went on, "We'll have to take it in the back and make an assessment." Shauna pulled the Cheap Clear Sunglasses with Chain Arms... They were called her bluff. Now, Shauna had 2 options... she could take off the Cheap Clear Sunglasses with Chain Arms and walk out with her fake bag... or she could stay and be humiliated in front of all these customers. I held my breath while I waited for her response. Shauna casually put the Cheap Clear Sunglasses with Chain Arms back on and said, "Sure... I'll wait," she replied coolly...

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The co-worker was not letting Shauna get away with it. She realized that both of the salesclerks were fully on to her so she abandoned her mission. She closed her fake Louis Vuitton Alma, took the sunglasses off her head and asked for another pair from the clerk, "Can I please see those Trendy Black Cat Eye Glasses with Clear Lenses in the case?" The salesclerk pulled a pair of Trendy Black Cat Eye Glasses with Clear Lenses out of the case and handed them to Shauna. The co-worker decided to press Shauna. "Ah - I see you've already got an Alma!" Shauna ignored her in checked out the Trendy Black Cat Eye Glasses with Clear Lenses in the mirror. "Did you buy your bag here?", the co-worker pressed on. Wham. Bomb dropped. I could have died right then and there. Shauna took off the Trendy Black Cat Eye Glasses with Clear Lenses and seemed annoyed. "Yes," she said sharply. Why do you ask? I shrunk down and peered more Trendy Black Cat Eye Glasses with Clear Lenses in the case...

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

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Shauna realized that the salesclerk was trying to get undercover confirmation of her fake replica from her fellow employee so she quickly tried to create a diversion. Shauna pointed to a pair of sunglasses in the counter case that kind of looked like Cheap White Vintage Sunglasses with Chain Arms, "How much are those?" she asked the clerk. The salesclerk abruptly stopped eyeing her co-worker (who was now walking over) and pulled the Cheap White Vintage Sunglasses with Chain Arms out of the case. Shauna inspected the Cheap White Vintage Sunglasses with Chain Arms. "Hmm", she said and tried them on. Oh, gosh. We have to get out of here! I was so embarrassed. Meanwhile, while Shauna pretended to check herself out in the Cheap White Vintage Sunglasses with Chain Arms, the co-worker looked at the 2 Louis Vuitton Almas on the table and knew exactly what was going on. I tried to make small talk. I pointed to Shauna's Cheap White Vintage Sunglasses with Chain Arms, "My friend here has a ton of these at home!"

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

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So now, I was standing there, wearing Shauna's Cheap Vintage Sunglasses for the Summer and hoping that the salesclerk would not notice that Shauna's Damier Alma was an amazing fake. The salesclerk stood there, politely smiling, but seemingly puzzled by Shauna's handbag... she had figured out it was a high quality replica. I adjusted the Cheap Vintage Sunglasses for the Summer I was wearing and shifted the my left foot... Oh dear... "Oh!", the salesclerk said, "You've got a Damier Alma, too!" Shauna didn't look up or say a word. She was on a mission: to see how well her Damier Alma matched up to the authentic version. The salesclerk looked uncomfortable. I saw her turn to her co-worker and try to discreetly get her co-worker's attention. Oh gosh. This is becoming very uncomfortable! I spoke up to diffuse the tension while Shauna looked through the details of the authentic Louis Vuitton Alma, "Uuh... your's is vintage, right Shauna?" I asked. Shauna didn't seem to hear me. In few seconds, she said, "Oh! Yes. Consignment shop on 17th street. Through the Cheap Vintage Sunglasses for the Summer, I watched the salesclerk continue to try and get her co-worker's attention. I took a deep breath, and closed my eyes tightly underneath the Cheap Vintage Sunglasses for the Summer, hoping that this episode would be over soon...

Monday, May 12, 2014

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... however, Shauna would not let on. Instead, she smiled wryly through her Aviator Sunglasses with Green Mirrored Lenses and just nodded.
After her friend left us, we walked to 5th Ave to do some window shopping. We stopped in the infamous Louis Vuitton Flagship store and a salesclerk immediately complimented Shauna on her Aviator Sunglasses with Green Mirrored Lenses and asked if we needed any help. Shauna asked to see a Louis Vuitton Damier Alma which I was confused about because Shauna was, herself, carrying a Damier Louis Vuitton Alma... the salesclerk seemed confused, too.
Shauna put her Aviator Sunglasses with Green Mirrored Lenses on top of her head and turned to me and said, "Here it is! Now you have to buy one, too!" "Oh... uh", I played along, "Yes! Gosh - I wish it just wasn't over a thousand dollars!" And to my dismay, Shauna placed her Aviator Sunglasses with Green Mirrored Lenses on the counter and then lifted her own high quality replica Louis Vuitton Damier Alma onto the counter. Oh my dear, Lord, I thought. Shauna is about to compare her replica Alma to an authentic one right in the Louis Vuitton flagship store! I had to admit that I was beyond embarrassed only because I worried that the salesclerk might notice and become embarrassed. I picked up Shauna's Aviator Sunglasses with Green Mirrored Lenses and put them on to hide my face...

Saturday, May 3, 2014

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... so, there we were, mixing and mingling with our "ladies who lunch". There happened to be an outdoor area for the event and I saw at least 2 women wearing Cheap Gold and Orange Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses. They seemed to be dressed a bit casual for the event but let me remark that they were both wearing Chanel tweed jackets (they coordinated, I guess). Shauna and I moseyed on over to their table and Shauna introduced them to me as Tracy and Sarah. They were nearly identical - besides both wearing Cheap Gold and Orange Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses and matching Chanel tweed jackets, they both had platinum blonde hair. They complimented my printed Clover Canyon dress and gushed over Shauna's DVF wrap dress. Then, one of the girls wearing Cheap Gold and Orange Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses went on to ask Shauna of she sold that awesome Louis Vuitton Keepall duffle bag she saw her wearing at Reagan Int'l airport... geez, LV duffle bag???? I stared hard through her Cheap Gold and Orange Mirrored Aviator Sunglasses to see if she let on that she knew the LV was a fake...

Friday, May 2, 2014

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After finding out that so many of clothes and accessories were designer fakes, I couldn't get enough of her. She showed up to our next dinner wearing Trendy Sunglasses for Summer 2014. She told me in a rush, "Oh my God, you have to come with me to this charity even on Friday!". I told her I would go. It wasn't a daytime event so I couldn't wear any Trendy Sunglasses for Summer 2014 of my own and I didn't own any very high end designer accessories or dresses except for a pair of Manolos and a Clover Canyon digital print dress. So I wore that (left home the Trendy Sunglasses for Summer 2014) and happened to fit right in. My trusty designer-replica-wearing companion left her own Trendy Sunglasses for Summer 2014 at home since it was an indoor event but showed up in a geo-print DVF dress and Gianvitto Rossi pumps (the dress was a replica (WOW!) but the pumps where authentic). When we met, we gabbed over our latest Trendy Sunglasses for Summer 2014 finds and she started to introduce me to everyone...